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unspoken conversation, 7:15am

Posted 13. October 2005, 21:40 in by Alan Macdougall, received 7 comments.

[The scene: bloke one is walking to work; bloke two is sitting in his 5 ton digger ready to start terracing a hill section. A complicated series of grins and a very kiwi sort of raised eyebrows combined with a slight uptilt of the head are exchanged. The interaction takes about two seconds, and is entirely wordless.]

-hey mate
-hey

[Bloke one’s eyes slip on to the digger before settling back on bloke two.]

-fuckin’ eh, that’s a cool piece of kit to play with there
-heh. i like it.

[Bloke two eye-checks bloke one’s shirt and tie.]

-you off to the office, eh?
-yeah. reckon you’ve got the better job today tho’
-yeah, reckon you might be right mate
-heh

[Bloke one walks out of scene.]




Comments

  1. llew
    14 October 2005, 09:24 #

    Had a similar conversation with a guy a kilometre undergorund once. He was sitting on a big machine roughly resembling the mole from Thunderbirds, and expounding to me how much he would hate working in an office.

    Although that day I did not envy him his job.

  2. Amanda
    14 October 2005, 11:29 #

    classic.

  3. Jessie
    14 October 2005, 16:34 #

    Nice snapshot.

  4. Alan
    14 October 2005, 16:52 #

    It’s funny, because I don’t usually go for the really big boys toys, but for some reason just at that instant, I really envied his job. And he knew it.

  5. Mr Reasonable
    14 October 2005, 21:18 #

    Mrs R’s brother digs holes for a living (in Nelson) and he has the most fun of anyone I know. He let me play a few years back and I have never been so terrified in my life and I balanced over a hole. He taped it and plays my grimace back to me every Christmas.

  6. dodderyoldfart
    15 October 2005, 11:14 #

    It really is fun. Just like the sandpit. But you have to hold your mouth right.
    Big bulldozers are the best! The ultimate power trip.

  7. Brian
    21 October 2005, 10:27 #

    Now you know what happens to the kids that like playing with diggers in the sandpit when they grow up!

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