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"don't stand there...

Posted 17. December 2005, 21:55 in by Alan Macdougall, received 6 comments.

...that’s where his nuts are”.

I’m lying on the floor, in the middle of some after-dinner horseplay with the girls, and Rosa is about to jump on me. Bella, ever concerned for her father’s welfare, is offering helpful advice to Rosa.

Thanks darling.

Although I have to wonder under what circumstances at school you learnt about that particular anatomical detail.




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  1. Patrick
    17 December 2005, 22:56 #

    Kids seem to know that kind of thing. That’s the kind of thing that “kids say the funniest things ever said” should have on it.

  2. Gryfon
    18 December 2005, 11:04 #

    I’m sure they picked it up during one of their regular trips to stay with the grandparents. After all, they are farmers….

    Surely?

  3. Reshma
    18 December 2005, 12:52 #

    LOL!! – :-O

  4. Alan
    18 December 2005, 13:29 #

    I’m guessing Bella’s seen a boy hurt in the playground, and I can just imagine the sort of explanation of why the boy was hurting so much that would be given to her by one of her classmates…

  5. Mr Reasonable
    18 December 2005, 17:24 #

    Here’s hoping that Rosa was listening to the anatomically educated Bella!

  6. Llew
    20 December 2005, 11:29 #

    Wait till they’re older, we were treated to “And you know what I’d say to him? I’d say Suck My Cock!”

    And I said “Er… please don’t say that to him…”

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